Before you read, know that this blog post is completely meaningless and may just be a waste of your time. :)
Urban Dictionary defines "flossy, flossy" as "Glamorous, Strut'n one's money, Clean-Cut." But before you start singing Fergie...
Ok you can sing just a little bit with me...
We flying first class, up in the sky
Poppin' champagne, Livin' the life
In the fast lane, And I wont change
For the glamorous, oh the flossy flossy
Whew!
But here's the real reason behind the title of this post...
I have so many cavities! I need 9 fillings! Oh nooooo! I really don't remember ever having more than 1 or 2 at a time, so I'm amazed at the grossness of my mouth. The dentist said that most are between my teeth, and it's because I don't "flossy flossy". Ok, he didn't actually say "flossy, flossy," but it would have been funny if he had!
After getting 5 of the 9 filled yesterday, I am now sort of committed to flossing. I'm turning over a new leaf (at least this week)! I don't like the sound of my teeth being grinded away. Nope. Don't like it. Hate it. Want to never experience it again (although I have to in a couple of weeks to get the other 4 done).
Hmmm... maybe I would floss more if this kind floss really did exist? OH MY GOSH IT DOES!?!
So, do you flossy, flossy? :)
Bacon floss? Oh Caroline, I'm not sure I could do that!!! I love bacon, but the idea of flossing with it gives me the heeby jeebies!
ReplyDeleteSorry you have so many cavities!!!